‘To Harry Potter - the Boy Who Lived!’
THERE’S JUST A BRANCH IN MY EYE
MY EYES ARE JUST SWEATING, OH DON’T MIND ME
whoops. just chopped a heap of onions and mistook chilly sauce for the eye drops..
I am not a human I am a fountain
I would do anything he said.
"Act like a slug," "Yes master."
and we all feel a simultaneous punch to the gut.
but!!!!! this is so important!!!! this is such a potent metaphor for how much bad things are glamorized in our society like eating disorders or self harm and so you have these little kids seeing it made dramatic and beautiful and i just!!!! catching fire u did so good u did so fucking good
I’m proposing a new campaign
Instead of “it gets better”
I wanna start “were making it better”
Were we just start carrying around water bottles and every time you hear a bully or slur or violence towards anyone you just spray them with the bottle
"No. Bad douche bag. Stop that!"
#that’s how I taught my kitten not to shit on the carpet
which is exactly why it would be a good method for teaching douchebags not to shit on the world.
*complains about being tired* * doesn’t sleep until 3am*
In 1955 this was considered the perfect body. She is so beautiful, body like this please.
I like Si
This is why everybody loves uncle Si…
I love that Uncle Si shows that you can even be a complete redneck and still know common sense and decency. Like, there’s no excuse to be a piece of shit.
imagine if tumblr showed how many hours you spent on this website